Top Ways to Counter-Attack the ‘You Are Fired’ situation: Powered By Bharti

Ok it official NOW, I AM FIRED. Amarjeet Bhatia in front of those devils fired me & to add to me injuries gave away my post to Gyaan.The power of Bosses to fire employees any time, day, month, year, and situation has been exploited to the death of the poor employees. baat baat pe kaam se nikaal dene ki dhamki dena I mean employees are browbeaten & subjugated, just imagine a guy who leaves the job before prior notice then there his life is hell! He gets sued; he gets hate/death/funny/angry calls from his ex-boss, colleagues & seniors. But on the other hand the boss can fire him as & when he wants according to his own convenience …is it fair…yeah yeah I know ‘All is fair in love & war’ and your workplace is no lesser than a boot camp or a warplace often. Not that I do not enjoy my work infact it’s my passion but these sticky office politics makes my work tedious & sour. Ok so just to lighten up the environment here I go with some whacky ways to counter attack

Here are top ways to counter-attack the ‘You Are Fired’ situation:



*call up the cops & call him names & then tell him your name is ------- ( your boss’ name of course!)
*call the income tax guys & give your boss’ address
* keep giving blank calls to your boss late night
* call boss wife/gf and tell her about your boss’ imaginary affair with his sexy secretary hehe!
*tell everyone that your boss got a ‘secret’ disease
* tell you boss is a gay
* Ok I am exhausted with ideas gimme some more!

Ok before I end this note I want to share a funny incident that happened at Men’s Universe. This khufiya khabar POWERED by bai at Men’s Universe. Insider’s scoop & hot news tells me that there is something cooking up between Sunny & Arrman! Ok I as Bhaskar always thought that Arrman was ahem…ahem...not so ‘seedha’ but now as Bharti I kinda like that dude but bai just gave me a shock when she narrated the love no romantic love scene sandwiched between Sunny & Arrman. They gave Abhi & Johnny Boy run for their money! This has been tried & done a lot a tonnes before BUT this time I am FIRED …I mean this is not something new to me …I as Bhaskar have changed the cover pages a lot many times...infact changed the entire editorial overnight …re-written articles & I have been praised for my bravado but this time things are different…just bcoz I am Bharti people think that I have done a crime or have no right to take important decisions….I just can’t believe this…this must be the happiest moment for the devils a.k.a Vineeta & Gyaan…shit! But I will be back with a bang…promise you people…till then let’s make most of this time & take my beauty sleep J