Raichura’s sleazy advances are giving me sleepless nights. Armaan saved me this time but this will not work always…I call up Payal & she yawns at me thinking that I have gone nuts...arre yaar for me being a girl is a new & she is a pro at it…god help me! She abuses me stupid. Idiot...Moron…”Bhaskar plz let me sleep got an early radio show tomorrow. Chal abhi so jaa”…& she bangs the door on my face. I stand there wondering what to do…hmmm let me think what to think...Ok if I am facing so much of problem. inn larkiyon ka kya hota hoga…for once I take your side girls…ok let me devise a few ways to teach these eve-teasers a lesson…here I go!
Sure-fire ways to give those eve-teasers some sleepless nights:
1. Wear the kind of make-up the Joker wears in Batman, take a knife, walk straight up to them and shove the knife in their mouths. Ask them, “WHY SO TEASING?”
2. Cover yourself with a thin (invisible) layer of Fevicol, so that even if they do catch you, they can’t get off. Use your madhur aawaz to attract attention, then.
3. Adopt a wolf as a pet. Don’t feed it for days. Take it out for a walk. Unleash it on them!
4. Tell them you’re the beti of the mausi of the bhai of the biggest underworld don in the world.
5. Hold them by their hands and tell them you’re suffering from a contagious, life-threatening disease.
6. If at all they converge on you, unleash Matrix-style karate moves on them. Oh, first take a karate crash course.
7. Just tell them you’re a suicide bomber from some high-fangled terrorist organization and that you’re strapped to a bomb, just like Manisha Koirala in Dil Se. Okay, maybe leave out the Manisha Koirala part, they might just hold on to you like Shah Rukh did.
8. Stuff your ears, eyes and maybe your nose (if you can hold your breath for long). Oh, before that, dip the cotton in red paint. You need to look like the red haired white-woolly monster.
9. Fill your body with little electric sparks. We don’t know how you’ll manage, but it’s a really cool way of giving those guys a rude ‘shock’.
10. If you’ve taken all our above suggestions seriously, you need to see a doctor. And oh for the eve-teasers, contact a policeman.
Hmmm goodnite for now…yawn…if you got some more ways to tackle there a** holes…lemme know..btw I think Gyaan definitely gonna bug me up with his stupid monkey tricks…yawn. Ciao baby!
Friday, June 5, 2009
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3 comments:
Haha.. I like the suggestion of adopting the wolf as a pet! Lol..
hey Bharti/Bhaskar,
nxt time raichura comes next to you keep a some pepper powder handy and throw into his face or hit him where it hurts most if u know what i mean.Anways all da best and welcome to our side now u'll know wat r da pros and cons of bein a woman.
No need to try this. Your high heels will help u to get rid of rai chura. n armaan is also with you. But y do u lose ur temper so soon??? anyways, all da best for ur upcoming future.
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