Thursday, June 25, 2009

Cheater Cheater Gyaan is a Cheater!




As I cozily sleep on my bed, royal purple bed sheets… (I know I know getting into these details is so girlish but I just recently realized that the color looks so good hmm that’s the beauty of being a gurl coz you actually notice some minute details of life…) Pretty tired of the binging but that actually gave me sense of gratification & emotional well-being. Hmm suddenly in the middle of the night I get up to drink water…feeling real thirsty all of a sudden…I remember the dream that I saw & suddenly my heart beat bang bang!

I wake up Payal and tell her about the dream she looks at me shocked & stunned… she tries to reason with me that I have fallen in love with Arrman...Some part of me wants to believe that I want to experience that moment and feel happy but no I just don’t let that happen & tell Payal to just relax… “Arrman is just a friend. A very good buddy nothing more nothing less…” I say trying to believe myself what I have said.

Gyaan who apparently is the big shot cheater who lied to me as well as Amarjeet…Amarjeet’s Apology letter just cannot so easily pursue me to come back thought I badly want to sit back on my chair and start working on my passion my life Men’s Universe….

I think the apology letter compliments Amaejeet’s brain cells which have reached the epitome of tiredness & creativity. Yawn…BTW I think if he really wants me back then Amarjeet come up with some nice genuine apology letter:

डीयर भारती (strike out) दिअरेस्ट भारती

I am an Idiot, Moron, Nincompoop, silly, stupid, etc etc…word just can’t describe my foolishness (also his dictionary for the week has exhausted) Ok I know we can never survive without the panache, passion & pompous glory that you have brought to Men’s Universe.

Ok Ok Please try and understand CONTEXT...I apologizes for my mistake, Full & Final...Not please RECIPROCATE come back & take up your reigns of Men’s Universe…I am saary for my silly mistake & shouting on you…I have explained Gyaan also…you are the Queen …ok..chalo now please reciprocate ….chalo come soon we are missing you…

Your Dear Bass,
Amarjeet Bhatia

Yawn…times change but some people just do not. like this one…hmm after this long imaginary feel good mail. I need some time off…

7 comments:

Niharika said...

Hey Bharti
Stop Behaving like Gals...
you are the MAN yaar
Ab Apology letter mil gayi na...
Ye kya Genuine Apology ki Wait kar rahi hai???
Be Practical yaar
You know na Amarjeet isse better letter nahi likh sakta
Ab Samjha kar yaar aur waapas aa ja
Aur Gyaan aur Vineeta ki chutti kar de
hahaha....
All The Best

Jade said...

Let's just look at it this way!!!
When you are in India, be like an Indian.
When you are locked in a body opposite of man, be a woman....

It's not all great but it's not all dull either...

Welcome to the real life of a Man-WoW-Woman...

B... U can do this... coz' you are the WOE- MAN!!!!

Jade said...

Lets say this,
When you are in India, be like and Indian,
When you are locked in a body opp of man, be a woman.

Its not all great, but its neither dull you know...

Common B... you can pull through this... Since you are always THE( WOING) MAN

puj said...

see yaar u've wrked 2 hard for that issue and dont let ur job go re afterall ur da kartadharta of this mag and if ur not dere woh raunak nahin rahegi. Aur tumhein ab bhi un logon ko sabak sikhana hai. u can't leave them like this without a fight we all know u wanna go bck but how well that seems to be da tricky situation. So think abut and let me know if u have found da solution oki. All da best and tension mat le yaar Rab pe bharosa rakh sab teekh hi hona hai.

Upsi said...

Who the heck told you that the dream of you and arrman kissing was disgusting?
It was absolutely not. In fact it was romantic. I want to watch it again. Well you know? , that the equation (which I made it up myself)”Arrman + Bharti = Rab Ne Baana Di Jodi”
Worked out once again. You are far better off being a female and I always want you to be like that.
I would like to ‘conclude’ with the lines:-
Say “thanks” to sunny without whom it would have been impossible for the ‘looooove’ly matter to take place.

That’s my “CONCLUTION”.

David- Jazz said...

U rock Bharti.. I mean Bhaskar..

U knw.. I have even fallen for U.. jst like Armaan.. but Pata nahi is it right or wrong.. coz tum He ho, aur She ho.. I mean its Confusing..

But ek kaam karo, Mens Universe join karlo, get the Money from Partnership (make this a "shart" for ur return), get the Home for ur Dad.. and dikha do.. UR THE MAN.. (now Woman).. hehe

Cmmon BB u Rock.. get goin aur Gyaan ko acha sa Gyaan deke.. Fire karo.. nahi nahi.. get him as ur Chai wala.. HEHEHE..

Pray so that u can meet KK,, he will surely come again

Anonymous said...

Ok, some people are jokes.
Anyways, this is getting really intense cuz I feel Bharti getting closer to Armaan even though she doesn't want to and I really want to know whats gonna happen to the 3 of you (Bharti,Armaan,Payal) when Bharti goes back to Bhaskar. I know he'll turn back to Bhaskar because this phase is just a way to show Bhaskar he can't be taking advantage of girls and stuff, but then again, if Bharti does fall in love with Armaan, then hes gonna start dreaming of a happy family and eventually that dream will be broken, so wouldnt it be Bhaskar dooing the same thing but this time Bharti will be taking advantage of a mans feelings. I don't know but I feel sorry for Payal in all this cuz she has to see her love fall in love with another person and that hurts.