Guess Who Is This? Bharti? No! Bhaskar (Guest Blogger on Bhaskar Bharti)

Yesterday I was back on Bhaskar Bharti, standing in flesh and blood in front of my alter-ego Bharti, My Best Friend Payal and my maa. It was an emotional moment for me. There was a glint of surprise as well as profound shock in Bharti’s eyes. Maybe she couldn’t believe that she (that’s me in her) standing in front of her! Maa looked relieved; there were tears in her eyes….I wanted to go run and hug her…but I stood there freeze in that moment of my existence tying to absorb what’s going around me and within me.

Payal..I was so happy to see Payal…my best friend who has always been a great support to me-through thick and thin. I can’t thank her enough. And most of all I was looking at Bharti who made it happen; I thought she was just like me and to an extent she is but her emotions, understanding, laughter and caring nature could never really match with mine…anyways.. Lots more to talk about…. Hope to see you more around…take care and peace..

P.S : I am hosting a new show on Sony Entertainment Television called Dance Premier League. I along with Sara Khan will be hosting this 13 week long show! Hmmm really excited about the show ! …tonight will be the auditions where Salman Khan, Arshad Warsi and Shamaik Davar will also be there…so don’t miss that…and join me on the show....you will find me updating DPL stuff here DPL OFFICIAL FAN PAGE

Payal Is Back: Chain Ki Saans –Inhale-Exhale...Aaah!

My dah-ling Payal is back! Itni khushi tou main jab born hua tha tabhi bhi nahin hui! Totally messed up with my life. I hurriedly tell Payal how Nanhe has messed up everything at Men’s Universe. I just want to leave and go away on an island for about six months…I think I would go to Bali…ab ek island se dusre island pe jaana hoga-Mumbai to Bali-Bharti Balike Ka Safar…Na Koi Raahi Na Koi Humsafar…



Nanhe is a confused character not only there is speculation that Bhaskar is dead (Vineeta as usual just cant help spreading rumors) and what’s more Nanhe is going around to MU gurls and telling them they are his bhabhi…lol…

Ok I think if I am going to an island need to think what can I do there…



Things I would do On an Island:



· Snore…Snore. Snore...

· Become a Islander…make a home..make a fire place…eat whatever I can find & live like the cave man..or woman…

· Apply to Discovery Channel As a Island Research Journalist

· Learn to Swim. keep practicing and then become a Olympics champion..

· Write a book…Bhaskar Bharti Ki Aatmakatha..then become a best seller like Poulo Cohelo

· Aaah…what else open a dhabha…

Donno…need to think on my feet need to clear these ‘nanhe’ problems..

‘Nanhe’ ‘Nanhe’ ‘Bhaiyya’ Tera Plan Kya Hain?

Now that Nanhe has invaded Men’s Universe—I am planning to escape. What else can I do in this situation? I didn’t expect him to land so soon. Hmmm..He is my Nanhe the little one at times who used to hide behind me when things looked turbulent and now it’s surprising to see him here bravely standing besides his big brother & trying to bring him back home…I am really proud of Nanhe. But at this time of my life I really didn’t want him to be brave! Anways now what? I know each day I talk to you only about my problems and you people have been just so awesome by giving my the some of the best suggestions. Thanks to you all! Let me just forget all this for a while and tell you an interesting story….

Once Upon A Time…

There lived a boy in a small far-not-so-great village. He like other boys went to school, played with his friend, climbed trees, stole mangoes from the farm…made fun of the masterji at his school BUT then unlike other boys this boy was SPECIAL. He wasn’t gifted with some magical powers or got Gene’s Lamp…Instead he closely viewed life through the lens of the stories & dreams of his mother. Her poor mother used to work day and night while his father for years was rooted to a ordinary job. He dreamed of castles & fairies all around him. He dreamed his mother would be a queen one day. He dreamed of giving his little brother an excellent education. But how?

He tried and tried to find the magic lamp
He climbed the trees
He searched the old attic
Here and there and everywhere
He wanted to fly liked the birds touching the bright sun rays
His eyes sparkled and his nose shined
Fell, knees scaled but never whined

He couldn’t take it no more
Packed his bag & traveled to the shore
No he is not a coward
No he is not afraid
He will come back…yes he will
With the MAGIC GENE
He will mould out of his own sweat and blood.
Adieu Adeiu My Friend.
Adieu Adeiu My Friend.


Hmmm…you must have guessed the boy of this story….alas…things look hazy now. I am so close to that MAGIC LAMP…but the Gene (KK) is sure to make my life troublesome. Lets hope for the best. I will not give up so soon. not so soon…